And now, Apathy Leaguers, a Quiz:
Your school-bus-sized satellite, loaded down with toxic rocket fuel, is about to obliterate an undetermined locus of human population. What's the Captain Give-a-Damn™ solution?
A. Turn over the details to orbital physics experts, ask them to determine the area in which the satellite is likely to land, then warn and evacuate the population as necessary.If you answered C, Apathy Leaguers, you're correct! And, not coincidentally, that's the solution being used by the United States Department of Defense. With their choice to secure state secrets before securing lives, they've earned the Captain Give-a-Damn™ seal of approval, with points for cowboy creativity. No wonder that this guy made the final decision.
B. Say nothing. When Peoria goes up in a poison mushroom cloud, blame China.
C. Turn that satellite into as many pieces of radioactive, toxic death as possible, using a means that's guaranteed to spread them out over the largest possible inhabited area. Extra points for using a method that's never been tried before, that employs highly explosive missiles that have the potential to veer off-course.